August 1st 2:20pm - Bird Poop

You know those people who by some cosmic force in the universe, things always seem to happen to them? One of my friends is one of those people. No matter what order and stability the world around her appears to have, something will most likely go awry. Bizarre, inexplicable, unforeseeable circumstances occur.

A couple of weeks ago it was a gorgeous, sunny day. She was driving and had the sunroof open. She pulled into a gas station. As she was driving out, bird poop came through the sunroof and onto her head. I repeat: as she was driving. I didn't know such things were possible. I almost give the bird props for managing to hit a moving target. I feel like that requires skill!

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