August 25th 10:57pm - Vas Legas Quotebook- Conclusion

S: “I’m so useless right now I couldn’t give a speech to anyone about anything. I couldn’t even tell little kids about blocks.”

J: “The house always wins!”

S: “Why don’t they have casinos everywhere?”
J: “Because you can’t tempt people to ruin their lives every day.”

K: “The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

M: “I’ve discovered hats are like bras. You can stick shit in them. Lke keys and money and shit.”

S: “We discovered if Joel was a drag queen his name would be Princess Abigail.”

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