J: “The house always wins!”
S: “Why don’t they have casinos everywhere?”
J: “Because you can’t tempt people to ruin their lives every day.”

K: “The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
M: “I’ve discovered hats are like bras. You can stick shit in them. Lke keys and money and shit.”
S: “We discovered if Joel was a drag queen his name would be Princess Abigail.”
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