August 15th 11:54pm - Vas Legas???

My friends and I challenged Las Vegas this past New Years. We think we won. We came to the brilliant, always-good-because-you-remember decision to write a "You Know You're Drunk When" page (and if you don't remember, your friends will inform you of the previous night(s) occurrences). The following consists of excerpts from that epic adventure.

*Disclaimer: yes, these are all actual events that did occur in Vegas, in the years of our lord 2007 and 2008. They are anonymous for a reason. I believe there were eleven of us??

You Know You're Drunk When...

* It takes you 5 minutes to realize your friends have spilled alcohol on your crotch and they've been making fun of you for it.

* You wake up the next morning, your phone is in two pieces, and you have no idea how it happened.

* You try to make out with your best friend's girlfriend. Multiple times. While he's watching.

* You smoke weed in the back of your "neighbor's" van
thinking it's your own hotel room. The next day you realize you don't know who they were or where they were staying. They might have been staying in the van.

* You chug half a bottle of champagne on the Las Vegas strip because a Las Vegas cop threatened to call you a pussy if you didn't.

* You can't for the life of you understand why a Las Vegas bicycle cop is mad at you for having your pants down and peeing on the sidewalk of the strip.

*You break an iPod and iPod speakers with one drink.

* You make out with two of your friends who are sitting next to each other on the same bed, one after the other.

* You black out before you ever leave the hotel room.

You go to bed at 9:30am the next morning.

* You find it perfectly acceptable to spit on the hotel room floor.

* The only proof you have of making it onto the strip is through pictures. You have no memories.

* The dealer says your male friend looks like Macy Gray and you and your other friends start singing the one song of hers you know. You sing loudly.

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