Traditional Thai Massage - head, back, and shoulder - in Thailand.
- Feet poked and prodded with a stick
- Head and upper back punched
- Masseuse's feet used as a leverage against my back to pull my arms as far behind me as possible
- Arms twisted behind my back
- Me: sat cross-legged. Masseuse: laid on my back with her full weight and I stretched forward until I couldn't lean forward anymore. And until I couldn't breathe anymore.
- Forehead, temples, and collarbone jabbed. Hard.
- Head slapped
- Masseuse crawled all over me
- Ears pulled
- My legs and arms in air at same time sticking out in various directions
- Toes yanked on
- My body was stood on, walked on, and sat on
- The masseuse's feet were used to massage my thighs, while her elbows dug into my shoulders, and her knees dug into my sides
End result: soreness, pain, and, the next day, bruises
Somehow it still felt good...