My 8 favorite text messages currently in my phone:
1. A homeless man just kicked me!
2. Ooooh Kara I tried to kiss this extremely hot guy last night but I missed and only got his cheek! And I woke up this morning to a midget in my bed!
3. From this day forward, January 11th, 2008 will be a national holiday. Because today is the day X lost his virginity!
4. i just wanted to say hi im in rosa and i just wanted to say hi. and can i have your address when i'm in costa rica i want to be able to say hi.
5. Someone got Hep C. In a press release, she stated she would fight it with faith and optimism.
6. You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. The older the berry the sweeter the juice! (My friend's response to me making fun of him due to the fact that he made out with a fifty-year old woman. He's twenty-two).
7. Damnit. My brain is out.
8. A kid peed on me today
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