You know you need to re-evaluate your life when...
You know you are a foul human being when...
You know you are a disgrace to the human race when...
You know you should never be allowed to drink in public again when...
You know you should never be allowed in any public settings... ever... when...
You know you probably have gonorrhea and/or climidea and/or syphillis of the mouth/entire body when...
You know you will never be allowed in my shower... or near any walls I've been close to... when...
You have sex with an unknown girl (by unknown I mean unknown before colossal amounts of alcohol) against the wall of a grimy biker bar... and (rightfully so) get arrested for it...
* *For the record, this (clearly) remarkable young man is the (unknown to me) cousin of one of my friends**
It's the first time I've ever heard of anyone having sex in a biker bar, the first time I've ever heard of anyone having sex against the wall of a biker bar, and the first time I've ever heard of anyone getting arrested for it
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