Via cell phone, you assure a friend that you are, in fact, sober, and he should assail bars with you in a few hours. While articulating, "No, I am NOT drunk, I," your friend flits to you, bellows, "No talking to sober people who aren't here! Only alcohol!", punches the phone out of your hand, and your flip phone fractures into two pieces on the wood floor.
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