March 10th 5:58pm - Egg Donor = Rich Genius?

My first gynecologist visit was pleasant. If the definition of pleasant comprised a metal popsicle thrust into my fuzzy taco which then magnified into an arctic multi-pronged blunt trident brandished to spread apart said taco layers. This lamentable procedure repeats once a year. At least.

That said, I know nothing about the procedure, but through mental fabrications and visions of being awarded $100,000 to donate eggs from such an accomplished person as myself, I am seriously considering the operation!

1 comment:

Stephanie Wilson said...

Your blogs are ridiculous, funny, amusing, and interesting. I must say this one is hilarious. hahaha.