December 1st 11:40pm - My Inbox

These texts concerning pre-schoolers (4-year-olds):

* "One of my students brought a condom to school today."
* "One of my kids got a haircut and now has a marijuana leaf shaved into the back of his head."

This concerning Thanksgiving weekend:

* "I injured myself last night while force-feeding a boy salami and cheese."
"He liked it."

And this from a department store's display window in San Francisco:

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