Dear Santa-
I can't wait to see you and your elves at the North Pole (aka Broadway Studios) on Saturday starting at 8pm. I know it's a $10 cover for charity and am SOOO excited that I will see Mrs. Claus, Frosty the Snowman, Ebenezer Scrooge, the Gingerbread Man, Rudolph, and especially Tony the Elf! I have learned to get there EARLY and kick-off the fun with some Xmas Cosmos, Reindeer Pee (bud light), and Peppermint shots!
I have learned my lesson and will at least come dressed with an elf hat.
Tiny Tim
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Dearest Tiny Tim:
I see you are still on my "Nice List." After our party on Saturday, this won't be the case! Ho Ho Ho!
My entourage of elves can't wait for you and your friends to play flip cup games in the back room and dance in the front room...the North Pole is huge! I hear Mrs. Claus and her Candy Cane Strippers are ready to party! That's strippers not stripers, young Tim. Ho Ho Ho!
You are right, don't worry about the guest list too much, if you are dressed up, you will get into the party! Invite all your friends!!
Saturday. 8pm. Be There.
Kris Kringle
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