Title: Administrative Rockstar
Do you like good food, working with smart people and participating with world class organizations? Do you like to accomplish tasks at a high level and make the world a happier tastier place? Do have great attention to detail, a fantastic memory and the ability to get along with most people? If so, Dave's Gourmet has a career for you.
To Mr. Dave Gourmet,
Attached please find my resume. I am an Admin SUPERSTAR.
My Super-Hero Admin qualities:
* Ability to commence and complete ten thousand seven hundred and fifty-eight tasks within 6 seconds
* The faculty to form a feast from anything, including paper and other like office supplies
* The memory capacity of God
* Ghandi's social skills
Thank you for your consideration in this position! I look forward to hearing from you soon... unless, of course, the God of All Administrative Assistants applies, in which case if I were you I'd most likely bestow the position on him/her... presumably Her.