February 27th 11:57pm - Your Life Loathes You When...

You Know Your Life Loathes You When...

You meet a girl and convince her to break up with her boyfriend so you can fly her to Ireland with you for vacation. The first night inebriation transforms you to Hellishly Handsome Ladies Lord of the Dance, you flirt fantastically with another female(s), and Original seizes the first return flight to the U.S., leaving you in the Emerald Isle.


Ladies Lord: college friend
Fatality: flight fare

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