SP: "Did you spill beer on me last night?"
K: "No, you spilled beer on me."
SP: "I know by experience I should pee in toilets."
SP: "No officer, I'm not trying to drive anywhere. I'm just trying to walk."
SP: "I've had massages at the Airport Club... it's kind of weird having a co-worker play around with your butt."
SP: "I just want to put my money in everything!"
(five minutes later): "I want to put more money in more things!"
SP: "What the fuck is in my ass?"
K: "I'm drunk. I may flirt with little kids. I'm obsessed with them."
K: "Yes. I love them."
SP: "So you had sex with little kids?"
K: "What?? No!"
M (a man): "I don't check out guys. I comment when they're pretty."