* What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
- Juan on Juan
* One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
He replies, "breasts"
* Why can't mexicans be firemen?
- They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
* Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
- Because they have pubes on their heads
* What do you call a blonde with more than one brain cell?
*What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
- The PGA tour
* What's white and fourteen inches long?
- Absolutely nothing!
* I was in the food court at the mall the other day and noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring. The teenager would look back at him. Finally the teenager said, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Old man's response: "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."