I gleaned my glass from the bartender like it was my grandmother's wedding ring and joined my friends.
An hour later Beamer approached me. He placed his hand on my shoulder and softly asked in my ear, "Would you like a massage?"
"Would you like to be kicked in the balls?" was my gracious reply, sans smile.
Massage is code for sex. Any girl who doesn't accept this is clearly in denial, like Lisa Rinna over her age.