If I were Britney Spears, I would mess with them. I'd mess with everyone.
I’d go buy one of those pregnant bellies and wear it sporadically. I’d just wear it out for a stroll in the park or to the grocery store. I’d wear it for three weeks or so and then ditch it only to don it again five months later. Just to mind-fuck people.
P.S. Britney, if you’re curious, I believe the official title is “empathy belly.”