October 10, 2008 5:02pm – Big Legs

Text message conversation I had yesterday:

Me: “So I’m wearing a skirt today. The mailman just came by work. He said, ‘Oh! I didn’t know you had such big legs!’ Compliment? I think not!”
Brother: “Was he black? Black guys love girls with thick legs and big asses. That’s just their nature. I was standing next to a black guy a little while ago and this short white girl with fat legs walked by. He said, ‘dang she thick tho,’ like it was the biggest compliment ever. Also, he said ‘though’ even though nothing was said before that. Haha.”
Me: “Sick. Like a thick-legged fetish?”

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