Vegas 2011 - You Know You're Drunk When...
* You sneak beer into the club in your pockets, open one, it explodes all over the club's carpet, and you act like it's normal.
* You start a Conga line down Las Vegas Boulevard.
* You get denied entrance to a casino multiple times by the same security guard.
* You pee in a casino's employee locker room next to four sheriffs.
* You funnel champagne into a cardboard horn blower.
* You straddle a guy in public, in a club, move your underwear to one side, and get told by a random girl that you're being inappropriate in public. You then say it's late and go home.
* You enthusiastically high-five a stranger when your friend's girlfriend falls and lies on the ground.
* You request Facebook friendship to the girl who just fell down solely to make fun of her.
* You hit on and literally chase every girl you see down the walkway. You run back to your friends every time.
* You spend an hour looking for food, finally get to a bar that serves food, and order baked beans.
* You don't notice that your vagina and ass are hanging out of your dress while posing for a picture in thirty degree Fahrenheit weather.
* You are more concerned with the previous name on the restaurant's waiting list (Gigi) than you are with getting yourselves seated.
* You puke and rally twice in a day.
* The hardest question you've heard all night is, "Links or paddies?" After twenty minutes of careful consideration, you order a two-egg platter, which you immediately throw up.
* You pull your right groin from riding a mechanical bull.
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