Dear Breasts, I tolerate that you are in competition with my head for sprouting the most hair. But I do not appreciate your insistence on blossoming miscreant black hairs, as they spawn male comments such as, "You have hairy nipples!" This is not pleasant. I recognize your anorexic need for attention, as I don't fondle, cuddle, love or hug you. However, when 95.3% of males have larger Congo bongos than you are, they grip their own knockers more than they grope you. The appeal of the unfamiliar woman boobs is lost when a McDonald's three-year-old's zonkers are more walloping.
Dear Breasts,
You cause mocks and jests,
You have won smallest-breast contests,
There have been fake boob requests,
Innumerable molests and grabfests,
Augmentation quests,
Much male disgust and detest,
And, while I'm unstressed,
I will deem myself blessed,
If only you will stop
Sprouting black hairs like a goddamn crop
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