January 5th 4:15pm - Las Vegas 2010 Quotebook #2

New Years 2010. We did Vegas. Again.

Stripper to Ass-Flash: "You look like a paraplegic bartender. I call them Shorty."

Parrot: "Where'd this come from? And why is it in the bed? It looks like a mustache."

Me: "Oh, that must be from the gorilla suit I wore last night."

Parrot: "If I post this picture on Facebook, all my gay guy friends will go nuts."

Me: "You guys, Ryan saved Stripper!"

New Bryan with an I: "My name's not Ryan. It's Brian."

Me: "You guys, Ryan carried Stripper up here!"

New Bryan with an I: "My name's Brian."

Me: "Ya. Thanks Ryan."

New Bryan with an I: "Don't worry, I'll bring her back in one piece."

Murph: "We're not too worried about that."

New Bryan with an I: "Is Stripper still breathing?"

Murph: "Don't worry, this is normal for us."

Natty Light: "I'm allergic to alcohol now."

Murph: "I'd fucking love a hard woody right now."

T-Rex: "I hate natural light. It really upsets me."

Murph: "Hey, where you at?"

Ass-Flash: "Drinking."

Murph: "Where in the casino are you?"

Ass-Flash: "Fun Bar."

Murph: "Where in the casino are you drinking at?"

Ass-Flash: "y a ti."

Me: "Hey, where are you guys?"

Ash-Flash: "The best bar in the world."

Me: "And where's that?"

Ash-Flash: "The world famous party bar."

Me: "I hate you."

T-Rex: "I need to go to Euro to meet more Aussies."

T-Rex: "Dude, you're a one-trick pony."

T-Rex: "I want to go overseas. Kara, how do I do that?"

Me: "Not an option. They wouldn't let you overseas."

T-Rex: "The blonde Swede from Australia took my belt off and whipped me with it last night."

T-Rex (after hooking up for twenty minutes in one of the rooms): "Is someone in here?"

J: "Yes. Can you guys please go somewhere else?"

T-Rex: "Earmuffs. Earmuffs."

Natty Light: "In what state is it legal to leave a hotel room like this?"

Me: "Las Vegas?"