Three-year-old (continuing to cry): "My doodle's fat! My doodle's fat!"
Me: "Your doodle's fat?"
Three-year-old: "Yes, right here, (points to balls) right here it's fat."
Me: "Oh, baby, that's where you'll get balls."
Three-year-old (stops crying): "Bouncy balls? Do they bounce, Kara?"